The Blindfolded Bubblebutt Bunny Blues Band,
made their debut, and are now in demand.
So purchase your tickets before they’re sold out,
and plan to come early to catch Tiny Trout,
who hooked this great gig as his opening act,
and reels in the crowds, as a matter of fact.
Tiny Trouts’ trumpet’s in tune with the times,
and that’s why his number of followers climbs.
He’ll soon not be opening … soon he will be
the main act that people are coming to see.
He’s taking the stage at a quarter of eight,
Don’t miss a split second; make sure you’re not late!
I’ll never forget the first time that I caught
those Bubblebutt Bunnies. Were they ever HOT!
I must say, Bo Diddley could not hold a candle
to Bubblebutt Bunnies … but, oh, what a scandal
that hit the stage after the Bubblebutt show!
You see, their lead singer, Fats Too Domino,
announced that this concert would be his swan song
(apparently something he’d planned all along,
but hadn’t informed fellow band members of).
Irate fellow Bunnies gave Fats Too a shove.
Fats Too shoved back hard, and then panic ensued,
as audience members took part in the feud.
Security broke up the crowd, and we scattered,
Leaving the venue a mess, if not tattered.
It’s been a year now since that fateful event,
and Bubblebutt prices rose fifty percent.
But the chance to see Bubblebutts AND Tiny Trout?
I’m willing to pay, and I’m going all out!
So, who’s in it with me? You coming along?
Who knows who’ll announce their Blues Bunnies swan song?
It may be the last chance to catch this great band
of bunnies “as is,” and in such great demand.
This hare-alded band will be rockin’ the joint.
Come with me! I promise they’ll not disappoint!